whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years